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February 2011

fyeahpatdisco: Panic at the disco acoustic The ballad of Mona Lisa

Screw that, kids: Reblog if you DON'T have an... →

insaneasshole: enterklainementweekly: the-mockingjay-on-fire: fortuna-major: begooduntilthen: vampire—money: wentz-ate-my-sideburns: onionpickler: fierybiscuits: robotstarfishspeakingchavese: a-hat-full-of-sky: My dad’s old Nexus One is a… I only use my phone as an alarm, seeing as i hate everyone i know Yeeeeah, ANDROID REPRESENT!

Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima stuns New York wearing a new two million dollar diamond, sapphire, and topaz studded bra.

Waffles > Pancakes

Star Wars meets District 9

January 2011

Sex is like a card game, if you don’t have a good...

How were you taught to end sentences on a...

EVERYONE RSVP TO THIS EVENT

gervisthefaggot: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=191163624235299 JOIN AND CLICK ATTEND LETS FREAK HER OUT OMG TROLOLOLOL. I’m “attending.”

To the three people that decided to unfollow me:

thefaxwhisperer asked: You are the Vicodin to my House.

complete this sentence and drop in my ask....

You are the __________ to my __________.

Reblog if you own an Xbox 360.

Holy crap Tumblr, I have to be here at work for...

I’ve been here since 7am and it’s not 1:30pm and I won’t be leaving here until about 5:30pm.

My Vampire Weekend post got a lot of hits.

Anonymous asked: i want to make love with you. you're so fucking cute.