rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

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unvocalise:

Friday is my second favorite F word

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servantofsadako:

Who wants to sit at the cool kids table when you can sit at the duel kids table?

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  • #moving soon #looking for jobs #ugh
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think-thank-thunk:

*holds own titty for comfort*

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sexy-reaper:

zomandfriends:

askroguefoxy:

shootingstarshealscars:

panic-at-the-blog:

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I don’t get it

NO!

I recognized this instantly

I kept saying, I pan flute in till I said chime

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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